Funny and short Sayings.



I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

It?s not cheating unless you get caught.

Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I?ve done it dozens of times.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

I hope life isn?t a joke, because I don?t get it.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

I?m knot a blonde! I?m knot, I?m knot, I?m knot!

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

I?ve got problem for your solution?

Some say the gl*** is half full, some say the gl*** is half empty. I say ?Are you gonna drink that??

Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend?s looks and vise versa.

Everyone has a photographic memory? some just don?t have film.

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.

All people have the right to ***ity but some abuse the privilege.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn?t talk for a year and a half.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?